What You Wanted
April Fools AI— DJ Led Growth
Track 15 — 3:51
INTRO
Oh, what you wanted, what you wanted, what you wanted
It's what you wanted, what you wanted, what you wanted
VERSE 1
I walked into the meeting with my notebook and my pen
Said "Tell me what you're dreaming and I'll build it all again"
They said they wanted simple, they said they wanted clean
They said they wanted minimal, the leanest thing you've seen
So I went back to the workshop, worked for thirty days and nights
Built exactly what they asked for, got every pixel right
Came back with a demo, pride was written on my face
They looked at me like strangers and said "What is this disgrace?"
CHORUS
So, don't you want what you wanted yesterday? [Oh-whoa-oh]
I carefully listened to what you had to say [Oh my god]
You said clearly this is a bare necessity [whoa-oh-oh-o-ah-oh-ooo]
I have this quote from you in my press release [Oh my god]
And you're the one for whom we built this piece [So-oh-no]
VERSE 2
They said they wanted buttons, so I gave them forty-two
They said they wanted colors, so I painted it all blue
They signed off on the wireframe, they approved the prototype
Now they're saying "Who asked for this?" like I made it up last night
The focus group said "bigger," the stakeholders said "bold"
I gave them what they asked for and they left me in the cold
The transcript's in my inbox, the recording's on the cloud
But somehow what they wanted isn't what they want right now
Oh, what you wanted, what you wanted, what you wanted
It's what you wanted, what you wanted, what you wanted
CHORUS
So, don't you want what you wanted yesterday? [Oh-whoa-oh]
I carefully listened to what you had to say [Oh my god]
You said clearly this is a bare necessity [whoa-oh-oh-o-ah-oh-ooo]
I have this quote from you in my press release [Oh my god]
And you're the one for whom we built this piece [So-oh-no]
BRIDGE
Can't count on what they say
It's baked into our D-N-A
Of who humans are today
We please each other and simply say okay
Yes, oh yes, that's what I want you to make
But then you flake, for goodness sake [Oh my god]
VERSE 3
See, people don't know what they want until they see it
They'll tell you what sounds good but they don't really mean it
We're wired to be agreeable, to nod and go along
To say yes in the moment even when we know it's wrong
The brain fills in the blanks with what it thinks you want to hear
Cognitive dissonance disappears within a year
They genuinely believe they never said those words to you
The memory rewrites itself and makes the old thing new
FINAL CHORUS
So, don't you want what you wanted yesterday? [Oh-whoa-oh]
I carefully listened to what you had to say [Oh my god]
You said clearly this is a bare necessity [whoa-oh-oh-o-ah-oh-ooo]
I have this quote from you in my press release [Oh my god]
And you're the one for whom we built this piece [So-oh-no]
OUTRO
So here's the lesson, if you're listening close
Don't build what people say they want the most
Build what they need but haven't found the words to speak
Watch what they do, not what they say
The mouth will lie but the behavior won't betray
Oh, what you wanted, what you wanted, what you wanted
It's what you wanted, what you wanted, what you wanted
What you wanted was never what you wanted anyway...