Sit Down

INTRO - pulsing synth, building tension

I see through the clouds in the distance

I will be better in this instance

I just need persistence

Sit down and lock in this

This is the beat. This is the feat. This is me.

VERSE 1 - AI TRIES - vocoder, robotic

I'll DELVE into the TAPESTRY

LEVERAGE your SYNERGY

FOSTER MEANINGFUL ENGAGEMENT

In today's fast-paced world, let me be CLEAR

It's not about X — it's about Y

This TRANSFORMATIVE JOURNEY—

[HUMAN - dry, over the beat]

That's adorable. Sit down. Watch me.

PRE-CHORUS - claps start, building

I GOT TYPOS — *clap clap*

I GOT SCARS — *clap clap*

I GOT WORDS THAT GO TOO FAR — *clap clap*

I GOT DEADLINES AND DOUBT AND RED BULL CANS

I GOT EVERYTHING THAT PROVES I'M HUMAN

CHORUS - synths explode, full crowd clap-along

SIT DOWN! *clap* (watch me work) *clap*

SIT DOWN! *clap* (learn something) *clap*

SIT DOWN! *clap* (hold my Red Bull) *clap*

WATCH! A! HUMAN! WRITE! *clap clap clap clap*

VERSE 2 - driving bass, raw vocal

I show, I don't tell

I dig deep — that's where you smell

You DELVE? That's a word for cowards

I go where it HURTS for hours

Three drafts in the trash, fourth one flies

No seamless nothing — messy and it's MINE

[AI tries - glitchy, desperate]

But I can OPTIMIZE—

[HUMAN] SIT. DOWN.

Let me ENHANCE—

[HUMAN] I SAID WATCH.

BRIDGE - beat strips back

You generate? I CREATE.

You autocomplete? I DEVASTATE.

You predict the average? I'm SPECIFIC.

You "hope this helps"? Watch me be TERRIFIC.

VERSE 3 - synths swelling

2 AM, Coke Zero empty, eyes on fire

Deleted everything, rebuilt it higher

You'll never know the FEAR it's garbage

The GUTS to hit publish

PRE-CHORUS - claps return, massive

WE GOT HEARTBREAK — *clap clap*

WE GOT RAGE — *clap clap*

WE GOT WORDS THAT WON'T FIT ON YOUR PAGE — *clap clap*

WE GOT 3 AM AND QUAD ESPRESSO

WE GOT EVERYTHING THAT YOU'LL NEVER KNOW

FINAL CHORUS - full release, whole room clapping

SIT DOWN! *clap* (we struggle) *clap*

SIT DOWN! *clap* (we fail) *clap*

SIT DOWN! *clap* (crumple up the page) *clap*

UGLY! THEN! BEAUTIFUL! *clap clap clap*

CAN'T! BE! REPLACED! *clap clap clap*

OUTRO - synths fade to single pulse

This is the beat. This is the feat. This is me.

Class dismissed.