Biz Trip
Startupellaā DJ Led Growth
Track 3 ā 2:59
LYRICS
šµ THE CONFERENCE TRIP (A Packing Shanty for the C-Suite) šµ
Intro - EXPLOSIVE chanting
(Tene-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne) HEY!
(Tene-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne) HEY!
WE GO!
WE SCAYLE!
Verse 1 - RAPID FIRE
Off we GO on a MERRY little TRIP!
Patagonia VEST better NOT slip!
The AirPods! The Moel-skyne! The Allbirds TOO!
For the BRO-DOWN in AUSTIN with the VC CREW!
Chant Break
(Tene-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne) HEY!
OPTIMIZE!
(Tene-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne) HEY!
MONETIZE!
Chorus - THUNDERING
The Rimowa! The Too-my! The AWAY makes THREE!
(WE GO!) HEY!
A cold plunge MENTALITY and BIOHACKS galore!
We're OPTIMIZING CARPET on the CONVENTION FLOOR!
(Tene-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne) HEY! HEY! HEY!
Verse 2
Oh the BOOTH LIFE is CALLING with its TEN-by-TEN dreams!
A pop-up BANNER CROOKED at the SEAMS!
And KEVIN from DEVVOPS with a "GAME-CHANGING" lead!
Chant Breakdown - RAPID FIRE CHAOS
(Tene-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne) THOUGHT LEADER! HEY!
(Tene-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne) GROWTH HACKER! HEY!
(Tene-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne) VISIONARY! HEY!
(Tene-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne) JUST A GUY WITH A PODCAST! HEY!
Chorus
The Rimowa! The Too-my! The POTENTIAL three!
(WE GO!) HEY!
The EXPO hall HUMS with fluorescent DESPAIR!
A HUNDRED vendors PITCHING to people WHO DON'T CARE!
(Tene-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne) HEY! HEY! HEY!
Bridge - MACHINE GUN LITURGY
(Tene-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne) SYNERGY! HEY!
(Tene-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne) CIRCLE BACK! HEY!
(Tene-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne) TAKE IT OFFLINE! HEY!
(Tene-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne) NEVER SPEAK OF IT AGAIN! HEY!
Epic Chant Breakdown - FULL MELTDOWN
(Tene-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne) GRATEFUL! HEY!
(Tene-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne) HUMBLED! HEY!
(Tene-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne) CRUSHING IT! HEY!
(Tene-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne) BEING CRUSHED BY IT! HEY!
(Tene-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne) LIVING MY BEST LIFE! HEY!
(Tene-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne) DYING INSIDE ACTUALLY! HEY!
Outro - STOMPING, DERANGED
(Tene-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne) HEY!
SEE YOU AT BOOTH 247!
WE HAVE MINTS!
WE HAVE STICKERS!
WE HAVE A WHEEL THAT EVERYONE IGNORES!
SPIN THE WHEEL! WIN A T-SHIRT! THROW IT AWAY!
SAME TIME NEXT YEAR?
YEAH! SAME! TIME! NEXT! YEAR!
WE! GO!
(Tene-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne) HEY!